so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

    Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

    Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

    But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 New Chunks Explored: 375054
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GFsteals4funCraft

    GFsteals4funCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

    We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLessons

    CraftyLessons
    Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

    As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

    Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2102 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EverestClimber100

    EverestClimber100
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Paws & Pixels Server

    Paws & Pixels Server
    so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

    well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

    plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

    so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Magic Items Found: 4115
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

    Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros
    so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

    if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1569 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magic Items Found: 1175
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Diamond Rush

    The Diamond Rush

    The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8399 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Alien Abductions: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7516

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    ¦

    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

    Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

    Enival Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features Description
    Proximity chat A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience.
    Nice community A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
    Votes and suggestions Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    Whitelist Server has applications to keep the griefers out.
    Mods A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience.
    No TP No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. How can I join the Enival server?

    You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.

    3. Are there any banned items or rules on the server?

    The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Ores Mined: 4645

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Child Molested Minecraft Server

    Child Molested Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.

    From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8159
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?

    Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Farms Harvested: 759 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingCrasher420

    WeddingCrasher420
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AltLifeCraft

    AltLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest alt account dreams! Imagine having multiple personalities in real life – you could be a ninja one day, a pirate the next, and a unicorn the day after that! Join our server and experience the ultimate identity crisis in the best way possible. From building epic castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless when you have multiple alt accounts in real life. So come on, join us and let your alter egos run wild in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Mines Excavated: 3988
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1971 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

    Category Description
    Version Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
    Whitelisted Yes
    Mods BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

    Why Join Us?

    Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

    How to Join:

    Join us on DISCORD

    Happy crafting!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server always up to date with the latest features? Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
    How can I protect my builds from griefers? Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
    Are there specific rules for the server? Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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