PastorPimpSenatorPHL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4163	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mines Excavated:	4039

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CelebCraftStoryTime

Actor, actress, CelebCraftStoryTime, Celebrity, Choice, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, iconic, ideal, imagination, influence, inspiration, legend, Life, narration, Preference, Role Model, Story, VOICE, wish

Imagine having Danny DeVito narrate the epic tale of your Minecraft adventures on our server! Picture him describing your daring battles with creepers, your epic builds, and your hilarious mishaps in his signature raspy voice. Join our server for a chance to have your Minecraft journey narrated by the one and only Danny DeVito! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss out on!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MysticBlocks

Adventure, base building, Community, Cooperative, creativity, Economy, Events, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Land Protection, minecraft server, Mining, MysticBlocks, PvE, Resources, Safe, skill levels, Staff Team, Survival, teamwork

MysticBlocks is a community-focused PvE Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and thrive in a friendly, cooperative environment. Our server fosters teamwork, creativity, and adventure, with a welcoming atmosphere for players of all skill levels. With custom events, land protection, and a dedicated staff team, MysticBlocks offers a safe and fun experience for everyone. Whether you’re mining for resources, building your dream base, or making new friends, you’ll find your place in the ever-growing world of MysticBlocks! Join us today and become part of our amazing community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	2673
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

2TMC: Where 21+ adults play like Hermitcraft but with more Java, datapacks, and less vanilla!

21, 2TMC, Active, Additional mods, Adults, afk messages, Anti Enderman Grief, Armored Elytra, Better Item Frames, blackstone cobblestone, Blaze And Caves Advancements Pack, charcoal to black dye, coal to black dye, Community, confetti creepers, coordinates hud, craftable bundles rabbit hide, craftable coral blocks, craftable gravel, craftable notch apples, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Discord voice channels, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, hermitcraft, java, NA server, Play, smp, Terrain generation mods, Vanilla, Welcoming, YouTuber friendly

2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Data Packs

Data Pack
anti enderman grief

Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Required Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Server Rules

Be Respectful

Joining the Server

If you are interested in joining please fill out this application

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5689
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

achievement, affirmation, Bond, Communication, Confidence, DAUGHTER, empowerment, encouragement, family, inspiration, love, Minecraft, motivation, parent child, positivity, pride, relationships, self esteem, smp, success, Support, winning

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PixelPanic: Human Horrors

chilling, Creation, creepy, dark side, Disturbing, Evil, fear, HORRIFYING, Horror, Horrors, Human, Human nature, humans, Macabre, Monstrous, monstrous behavior, PixelPanic, Scary, Sinister, spine-chilling, Terror, Twisted, unnerving

Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5228	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	2128	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mysticfox.de

Boss Battles, building, Crafting, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Events, Exploration, Minigames, Mining, Mods, pixel art, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource packs, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, villagers

Server Features: CityBuild: Build your own city and become the architect of your world. Survival Lands Claiming: Protect your land and experience survival on a whole new level. Murder Mystery: Solve thrilling mysteries and catch the murderer! TNTRun: Show off your skills in explosive parkour challenges. EliteMobs: Many Quests! SkyBlock: Master life on a floating island.

Special Systems: – New Fishing System: Fish in innovative ways and enjoy a whole new fishing experience. – Farming System: Develop your own farm with fresh mechanics. – Minions: Let your helpers work for you while you focus on adventures. – New Menu Textures: Enjoy stylish and easy-to-navigate menus.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!

1.16.5, active community, cast, cave update, Clans, Custom Combat, Custom RPG, Discord, economy systems, Events, Faction, Factions, Favorite, form, Join, Land claiming, Lostshard, Magic, MC-Version, Mods, original, PvP, Revival, Server, Show, Skills, spellcasting, Spells, video showcase

Lostshard Overview
Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.
Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. You won’t find another server like this.
Video showcase of our custom spells/magic system: Watch Here
Discord: Click here to join!
IP:	lostshard.club
MC Version:	1.16.5 (pre cave-update)
Features:	Magic / spellcasting Skills and builds PvP with custom combat Clans Plots / land claiming Events Active community

FAQs

Question	Answer
Do I need any mods to play on Lostshard?	No, Lostshard does not require any mods to play. It has custom systems that do not depend on external modifications.
Is the server active with events and community engagement?	Yes, Lostshard has an active community with regular events and engagement opportunities for players.
Can I claim land and build on this server?	Yes, Lostshard features plot and land claiming systems for players to build and customize their own areas.
How can I join the Lostshard Discord server?	You can join the Lostshard Discord server by clicking on the provided link in the server overview.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, Feedback, Latest Patch, Liquipedia, MAURICE, Minecraft, new player guide, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

AH refugees, Blogposting, dw, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, long tail tags, Mari, Minecraft, OMORI, picrew, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6696	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DeadbeatSisDrama

Abuse, aita, Boundaries, colorado, deadbeat, DeadbeatSisDrama, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial support, government assistance, Help, minimum wage, not supporting, NY, payment, relationships, sister, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	3233
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FiredFastMC SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SpookyCrafters

candy, costumes, crazy, decorations, Experience, funny, ghost, Halloween, haunted house, Masks, Memories, Party, pranks, Pumpkins, Scary, spooky, spooky stories, SpookyCrafters, Supernatural, Trick or Treat, witches

Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

critical infrastructure, cyber attack, cyber attack detection, cyber attack prevention, cyber attack response, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, data breach, HACKING, Information Security, Iranian government, Minecraft, national security, nuclear facilities, nukecraft, security breach, Server

So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	5791
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PassportPurgeCraft

Activists, authoritarian regime, cancelled passports, Censorship, civil liberties, freedom of speech, government control, government crackdown, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Outcry, Journalists, media censorship, Media Suppression, PassportPurgeCraft, Passports, political activism, political repression, press freedom, travel restrictions, Venezuela

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2