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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 67 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
New Chunks Explored: 345886 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Villages Defended: 17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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