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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 234 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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