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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5635 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.
With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
