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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8067 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
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With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
