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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1493 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
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With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
