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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5042 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 404 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.
With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
