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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7136 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
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With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
