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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6747 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.
With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
