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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5286 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3560 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2729 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.
With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
