PassiveAggressiveMedicSOS

ah, aita, calling out, covid, coworker, financial difficulties, Friend, Help, HUFF, Lesson, Marriage, medical emergency, passive aggressive, PassiveAggressiveMedicSOS, Small Business, standard of living, steve, stress, urgent care, Wife

Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.

With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	249013	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Emeralds Found:	3716
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	2452	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6113	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	792	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	803
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Farms Harvested:	114	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchantments Applied:	181	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	79	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.