PassiveAggressiveMedicSOS | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

agoraphobia, anxiety, depression, Exercise, fear, fresh air, go out, GRASS, Help, ISOLATION, leave house, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, outside, seek help, self-care, smp, social anxiety, Sunlight, Support, Therapy, Touch, touch grass

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	4182
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

ETERNITY | SURVIVAL | 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Advanced protection, battle pass, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, daily challenges, Donations, Duels, Economy, Eternity, Events, exclusive plugins, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, frequent events, Lands, Monthly challenges, Mystical chests, No Mini-Games, Pirate, powerful hardware, Prison, Private, Professional moderation, PvE, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Survival, Unique enchantment books, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

✨ETERNITY – Plunge into an incomparable world where creativity meets adventure!✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

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Zany Zen Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, En-Nah, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Hoshimi Miyabi, HSAHLWFEFE, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Special Visitor, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZZZFMHARUMASA

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a storm of falling stars – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join us for the special program “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle it out with Bangboo and Ethereal in an epic showdown. And don’t miss out on the Data Bounty: Combat Simulation where you can test your skills against the toughest enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special visitor coming to town, Windchaser Harumasa, who will blow you away with his skills. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI to unlock exclusive rewards.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary creature “En-Nah” or witness the epic showdown between Bangboo and Ethereal. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /msdg/ – Manly Stable Dudes Gaming

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, Dudes, Extras, futa, Gaming, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, manly, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Prompt, Real artist tags, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server out there! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, this is a no girls allowed zone. We don’t want any cuntboys, futas, or trans players here, just manly men building and crafting their way to victory.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to thrive in this wild world of blocks and mobs. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users.

But the real fun starts when you join our server. We have insane stories of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unbelievable builds. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in this wacky world.

So come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just remember, no girls allowed – unless they can prove they’re as manly as the rest of us!

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

babe, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5586

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Flaggy Minecraft SMP

2025, Flaggy, Flags, long tail tags, Minecraft, pw, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Votes:	4371
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1023
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that by 2025, every player will have their own personalized flag to represent their kingdom! That’s right, forget about building boring old houses, now you can stake your claim and show off your dominance with your very own flag waving proudly in the wind.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and jump boost for 24 hours. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find this hidden treasure and harness its power.

Join us on /pw/ and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of all time. Who knows what other crazy surprises and challenges await you in this wild and wacky world!

Subs Gone Wild Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, copyright infringement, Digital Media, fan culture, Fan Made, fan subs, illegal, internet culture, japanese animation, Minecraft, Niche, online distribution, Otaku, Piracy, Server, streaming, subbing community, subbing groups, SUBS, Subtitles, translation, Underground, Wild

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7968
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant mecha robot appears out of nowhere and starts battling a horde of creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a magical girl swoops in on a flying unicorn to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic fan subs in all of Minecraft. Forget about boring old subtitles, we’ve got hilarious translations that will have you laughing out loud. Who needs to understand what’s going on when you can have a good time instead, am I right?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build your own anime-inspired world, battle crazy monsters, and laugh your butt off at the same time? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate anime adventure in Minecraft!

SMP Minecraft Sprinter Showdown!

100m race, athletic ability, athletic competition, athletic performance, elite speed, fastest man, Minecraft, NFL athlete, professional sprinter, showdown, smp, speed comparison, speed test, sports challenge, sports debate, sprinter, sprinting, sprinting competition, sprinting event, track and field, track star, tyreek hill, world record holder

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate race between Tyreek Hill and a professional sprinter! Rumor has it that Tyreek Hill can run the 40m in a blazing 4.29 seconds, but can he keep up with a seasoned track star in the 100m? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question. Plus, we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and secret underground lairs to explore. So come join us and see if Tyreek Hill can outrun the competition in the most epic race of all time!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

928835511, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous tip, BLOCK, Book, Code, crime, detective, encrypted, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, no, novel, Party, puzzle, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown author

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves just by staring them down. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness his epic feats of block-building mastery!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally! Just make sure to bring some fire-resistant armor and a bucket of water to cool off afterwards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Happy mining, crafting, and surviving, players!

Normie Enthusiasm Minecraft SMP Exuberance

anticipation, celebration, countdown, Cycle, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, exuberance, Festive, fireworks, Fun, Gathering, Happiness, holiday, joy, Minecraft, new year’s eve, Normie, Optimistic, Party, smp, socializing, tradition

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magic Items Found:	8407
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	4262	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	7157
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring, normie-filled Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the enthusiasm and exuberance never stop, even on New Year’s Eve? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust me). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie villager or racing llamas through a maze of lava pits. The possibilities are endless on our SMP!

Shit Marathon Minecraft Server

Anime, character genius, death note, Europioid, games, hostility, japanese anime, Japanese characters, Japanese culture, japanese games, Japanese influence, Japanese media, Japanese stereotypes, Japanese voices, japanism, Marathon, Minecraft, pathos, PCs, plot twists, Russian language, Server, Shit

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Zombie Dances:	4
Star Shards Collected:	138	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find a single trace of “Japanism”! That’s right, we’ve banned all things Japanese from our server because we know how much you hate it. No annoying pathos, no cringy Japanese girl voices, and definitely no plot twists for the sake of character genius.

We’ve even gone as far as to ban the Russian language because, let’s be honest, who needs it? And don’t even get us started on those stretched out characters – we keep it real on our server.

So if you’re tired of all the Japanese influence in the gaming world, come join us where we promise a Japanese-free experience. Plus, we have flying little shits with burning mittens from MGS – what more could you ask for? Join now and let’s demolish some blocks together!

Is This Unadaptable To Film? Minecraft SMP

adapting books to film, adapting plays to film, film, film adaptation, film adaptation challenges, film adaptation considerations, film adaptation difficulties, film adaptation discussion, film adaptation limitations, film adaptation problems, film adaptation process, film adaptation techniques, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, film production, film theory, Minecraft, movie adaptation, screenwriting, smp, storytelling, unadaptable

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Divine Spears Created:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie waiting to happen! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning reality. From battling giant chickens to uncovering secret treasure troves hidden deep underground, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that’s so entertaining, Hollywood will be knocking on our virtual doors in no time!

Top & Bottom Minecraft Server

Bottom, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Conversation, DOMINANCE, dynamics, Exploration, Interaction, irys, Minecraft, perspective, perspective shift, relationships, Respect, response, role reversal, Roleplay, Server, Submission, Top, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who has the most diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get spicy! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and scandalous gossip like “IRyS is bottom and I am top.” Who will come out on top in this wild world of Minecraft drama? Join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!

My Best Friends GF Minecraft SMP

best friends, boyfriend’s girlfriend, close bond, Companionship, Friends, friendship, genuine connection, Girlfriend, inseparable, intimate relationship, lifelong friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner’s partner, relationships, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, special connection, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including running into your best friend’s girlfriend in the virtual world!

That’s right, on this server, you never know who you might come across. Maybe you’ll stumble upon your best friend’s girlfriend building a giant statue of him out of diamonds, or perhaps you’ll catch her trying to steal all the carrots from your farm. The drama is endless and the laughs are non-stop!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, adventures, and shenanigans. Who knows, you might just end up becoming best friends with your best friend’s girlfriend!

What is the IP for Azrilich Minecraft Server?

Azrilich, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3504	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Azrilich is a talented and innovative musician known for his unique blend of electronic and experimental music. With a background in classical training, he brings a fresh perspective to his compositions, incorporating intricate soundscapes and emotive melodies. His music transcends genres, captivating audiences with its ethereal quality and complex layers. Azrilich continues to push boundaries and expand his musical horizons, creating a sonic world all his own.

Players:	90/500	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Votes:	3330	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4