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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6419 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?