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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	7706
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crops Grown:	6504
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Villages Defended:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4788	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Crops Grown:	7434	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	809566

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	36
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Westera SMP

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Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	216
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

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WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42