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Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire

daily routine, digital age, Extraordinaire, funny, get out of bed, Happiness, humor, internet culture, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, morning, motivation, Online Community, Posting, procrastination, reason, relatable, Routine, sharing, smp, social media, viral content

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle. Plus, our community is so hilarious that posting a meme is the reason we all get out of bed in the morning. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Agreement, Big game, city, Communication, cousin, denial, Difference, football, friendship, Girlfriend, last minute, Minecraft, misunderstanding, owed, past week, Season Ticket, seasonal worker, Server, single games, Situation, Soccer, TICKETS, TicketTussle

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic football/soccer club experience ever! We promise not to steal your tickets like that one friend did. Plus, our in-game matches are way more intense than any real-life game. Who needs season tickets when you can have a virtual stadium all to yourself? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show your friend who’s boss!

BabyBlockerCraft

adhd, anxiety, BabyBlockerCraft, Birth experience, Boundaries, child rearing, Communication, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandparents, maternal instincts, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationship dynamics, Respect, support system, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6366
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

EggNogCraft

Christmas beverage, Christmas drink, Christmas treat, creamy cocktail, creamy eggnog, creamy holiday drink, dairy drink, delicious drink, egg nog, EggNogCraft, festive drink, festive treat, holiday classic, holiday drink, holiday favorite, holiday tradition, seasonal favorite, traditional drink, traditional holiday beverage, winter beverage, winter treat

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

airports, airspace control, aviation safety, border conflict, cross-border conflict, drone strike, eastern europe, emergency protocols, flight disruptions, geopolitical tensions, international incident, military response, national defense, regional security, restricted activity, restricted zones, russia, security measures, Surveillance technology, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	1837	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

age, annual events, attention to time, christmas, cognitive psychology, cultural events, distortions in time perception, enjoyment, Event, Flyin, Fun, holidays, memory function, perception of time, Psychological phenomena, Ramadan, speeding up, temporal perception, Time, Time flying by, Time management, time passing quickly, time perception, Traditions, Warp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	8423	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

1.20.3, BUNS, Campaign, celebration, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, free, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, Notes, Patch, patch notes, Resources, snowstreamer, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, twitch, XIV

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4527	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Villages Defended:	20

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

American, American cultural dominance, American cultural exports, American cultural impact, American cultural influence, american culture, American exports, American exports worldwide, American influence, American influence abroad, American influence on global scale, American influence on world, American influence worldwide, American products, American products abroad, cultural dominance, cultural exports, cultural imperialism, export, global impact, influential, influential exports, international influence, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Votes:	8872
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crops Grown:	6037
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	8476
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

Players:	90/700	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4