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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8249 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!
you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!
we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
