🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8205 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.
Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?
Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.