Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
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