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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Star Shards Collected: 117
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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