If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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