If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 15
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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