If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 256
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
Towns Built: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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