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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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