ParentalSecretsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Monochrome Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where everything is black and white, just like your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride through a world devoid of color but full of ADVENTURE and INTRIGUE.

Imagine mining for diamonds in a monochrome landscape, battling mobs in grayscale, and building your dream castle in black and white perfection. Our server is so unique that even the Ender Dragon has traded its vibrant colors for a sleek black and white look.

But that’s not all! We have EPIC quests that will challenge your skills and test your creativity. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is neon pink – just kidding, that would be ridiculous.

So why settle for a boring, colorful Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly UNIQUE experience? Come see the world in a whole new light – or lack thereof – and discover the beauty of black and white Minecraft. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

1StarFood, 5StarLaughs Minecraft Server – Food Critics Welcome!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!

Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.

For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.

Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Void Armor Forged:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Krauts

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through the most treacherous adventures. 2. We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig up all the riches your heart desires. 3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant potato field where you can battle it out with other players for supremacy. 4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden village on our server where the villagers are actually zombie pigmen in disguise. 5. If you manage to find the legendary enchanted toilet, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4620
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PixelPanic – The Land of Llamas and Laughs!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for a chance to craft with HoloEN and experience the most epic adventures ever!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing zombies appears! Only on our server can you experience such craziness. And don’t even get us started on the HOLOTORI Dance – it’s a dance party like no other!

But wait, there’s more! How about a performance by Hoshimachi Suisei herself? Yes, you heard that right. Only on our server can you witness such a spectacular event.

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BoomerCraft: Where the Creepers are the Only Ones Over 20!

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Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server! This server is like a fine wine – it’s over 20 years old and still holds up great!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with players who have been mining and crafting since the dawn of time.

Our server is so old, it’s practically a Minecraft museum. You’ll find ancient ruins, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few ghosts of players past haunting the server. But don’t worry, they’re friendly – just don’t touch their diamond pickaxes!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have been building and exploring for decades? Plus, we have a secret dungeon filled with cake and llamas – but shh, that’s for members only.

Come join us on our timeless Minecraft server and experience the joy of crafting, building, and laughing at creepers who can’t seem to figure out how to blow up properly. See you in the pixelated world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	2005

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DerpCraft: Where Dey Foo Es No Good

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this magical place.

Once upon a time, there was a group of chickens who could sing like angels. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens would gather around and chant in perfect harmony, mesmerizing all who heard them. And do you know what they were chanting? “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the best one out there!”

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. You’ll be swimming in diamonds, literally. And if you ever get tired of mining, you can always hop on a unicorn and ride off into the sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a singing chicken along the way. Happy crafting!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8551
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Farms Harvested:	878

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyBagz – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have Gregorius roaming around, ready to challenge you to a Torment battle with heavy armor. Can you defeat him and claim victory? – Ever wanted to participate in a Joint Firing Drill while defending your territory? Well, now you can on our server! – Need a break from all the action? Join our Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and learn the art of making the most delicious ramen in Minecraft history! – And let’s not forget about the Hot Spring event, where you can relax and unwind with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka. Who knew hot springs existed in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy battles, delicious ramen, and relaxing hot springs. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Boobs & Creeper Cuddles

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Welcome to our hilariously feminist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where every time a player says something sexist to a woman, they get BTFO in the most epic ways possible. Whether it’s the woman herself or a fellow player stepping in, you can guarantee that the sexist player will be humiliated or even killed.

Come witness the power of girl power in action as we turn the tables on those who dare to underestimate us. Who knew standing up for equality could be so much fun in a virtual world? So if you’re ready to see some gender equality in action and have a blast while doing it, join us on this outrageous Minecraft server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Joanna’s Jolly Block Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and post nudes and non nudes of Joanna!

Join us for a wild ride as you embark on epic quests to find the best spots to showcase Joanna’s beauty. Build intricate structures to frame her in the perfect light, or go on a treasure hunt to uncover hidden gems of Joanna’s collection.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society dedicated to protecting Joanna’s honor. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your place as the ultimate Joanna enthusiast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	62

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Lithuanians: Listen up or get block-ed

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Lithuanians reign supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that on this server, the Lithuanians have discovered a secret recipe for crafting diamond armor that makes you invincible in battle. Not only that, but they have also tamed a herd of pink fluffy unicorns that you can ride into battle against your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! The Lithuanians have also built a massive disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creepy pasta lurking in the shadows!

So come join us on this epic adventure and see why when Lithuanians speak, you should listen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	4406
Players Killed by Monsters:	6761	Mines Excavated:	4294
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty NijiNerds EN Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own crazy worlds! Join us for a chance to mine with Petra Gurin and craft with LazuLight – they’ll show you how to survive in style!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary OBSYDIA realm, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin battle it out for dominance. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette are always up to some mischief!

Feeling fancy? Join the Luxiem district, where Luca Kaneshiro and Vox Akuma throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Or maybe you’re more of a night owl – in that case, head over to Noctyx and hang out with Uki Violeta and Alban Knox under the stars.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not check out the ILUNA realm, where MariaMari0nette and Aster Arcadia are always up for a quest. Or maybe you’re more of a rebel – join XSOLEIL and cause chaos with Hex Haywire and Kotoka Torahime!

With so many crazy characters and realms to explore, our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Crops Grown:	6621
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Run for your life on the ‘GTFO or RIP’ Minecraft server!

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Are you ready for a Minecraft server that will give you the “GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE OR YOU’RE FUCKED” feels? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Half Life and Titanic: Adventure Out of Time on steroids!

Join our server if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging creeper explosions to navigating through treacherous dungeons, this server will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Imagine a game where you have to build a house while being chased by a horde of zombies, or a race against time to find the rarest diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most intense and thrilling Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you don’t get out of there in time, you’re totally fucked!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HalalCraft: Where even the creepers follow dietary restrictions

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziness never ends! Are you ready to embark on the most wild and wacky adventure of your life? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the most insane battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords while wearing watermelon helmets. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have joined in on the fun!

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where creeper DJs spin the hottest tracks while you mine for diamonds in the dance floor. And don’t even get us started on our enchanted taco stand where you can trade emeralds for magical tacos that give you super powers!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even run into a unicorn riding a pig or stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Legends: Minecraft LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner POWER like never before! With our POWERSPIKE! Edition, you’ll experience OLD school charm mixed with CURRENT and UPCOMING content that will blow your mind!

Join us from 03/20-04/23 for our High Noon Event where you can play as Empyrean Kayle (with Prestige skin), Varus (Legendary skin), Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand. Trust us, it’s going to be epic!

Check out our LATEST PATCH NOTES and PBE PATCH NOTES to stay ahead of the game. Need some tips and tricks? Visit u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics.com for the best builds and account stats.

And if you want to see your favorite champions in action, head over to our MODEL VIEWER to get a sneak peek before you play. Oh, and don’t forget to grab some OP secrets from our PASTEBIN!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a gaming adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AnimePoster’s EgoCraft: Where We’re All Special!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where animeposters think they’re the chosen ones! Join us if you want to crack a ones skull open in the virtual world! Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant animeposters in epic PvP battles. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those animeposters who’s really special!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7871
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4