ParentalRoastCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3379	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mines Excavated:	1701
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	151	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crops Grown:	4048	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Potions Brewed:	107
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	2620	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8169	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mines Excavated:	4317	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	520759	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	7868	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Animals Bred:	99	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.