ParentalRoastCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

EaglerSMP: Where the creepers only hug you half as hard as usual!

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Minecraft Server Information

Server Type	Java IP server
Java IP	32.221.180.7
Bedrock IP	31.221.180.7:19132
Description	Join our cross-platform semi-vanilla survival server and embark on thrilling quests with friends.
Community	Small, tight-knit community of around 4 active users a day

FAQ

Can I join the server on Bedrock?

Yes, the server is compatible with Bedrock at the provided IP address.

What type of server is it?

The server is a semi-vanilla survival server.

How many active users are on the server?

Around 4 users are active on the server daily.

What can I do on the server?

You can explore, build, survive, and embark on quests with friends.

How do I join the server?

You can join using the Java IP or Bedrock IP provided.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers started a protest demanding equal rights in the game? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and hilarious moments.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like llama racing tournaments, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens. And let’s not forget about our legendary costume parties, where players dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete for the title of best-dressed player.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows what insane adventures await you next!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: Koby, our resident anime expert, is currently living out his wildest dreams by reenacting his favorite anime scenes in-game. From epic battles to romantic moments, you never know what Koby will come up with next! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious and unexpected moments in Minecraft history. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9457	Magic Items Found:	3224
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

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Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NeverAgainCraft

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MayhemCraftUK

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So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1931	Mines Excavated:	2477
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1572	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

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Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

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So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6339
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2931	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ores Mined:	6029	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8066	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

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Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mate Value Power Play

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come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	460	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	3344
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2148
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2