ParentalRoastCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

10. Past experiences, 11. Unforgettable moments, 12. Life reflections, 13. Do-over wishes, 14. Learning curve, 15. No repeat actions, 16. Avoiding pitfalls, 17. Self-improvement, 18. Avoiding regrets, 19. Future decisions, 2. Lessons learned, 20. Letting go of the past., 3. Life choices, 4. Mistakes made, 5. Never again, 6. One-time events, 7. Bad decisions, 8. Moving forward, 9. personal growth, Minecraft, NeverDigStraightDown, regretful experiences, smp

Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GenderGigglesMC

Communication, Expectations, eye-opening, female perspective, gender differences, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, GenderGigglesMC, hidden truths, Insights, male perspective, misconceptions, Perspectives, relationships, revelations, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ZombieStepBroBabyName

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NoSexForSMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	6108	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

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join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NaziSaluteJailbreak

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so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Items Found:	4506
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

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SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mines Excavated:	1160
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

2012, application, Asgard, building blocks, ELYTRA, Gaming, lighting bugs, Memories, Minecraft, Mob Spawners, netherite, Nostalgia, Old, Play, Server, version 1.3.2, vk, Whitelist

Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Towns Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14