ParentalRoastCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	915

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GenderGigglesMC

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	656684	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Enchantments Applied:	146	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ZombieStepBroBabyName

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoSexForSMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	1744
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

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join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NaziSaluteJailbreak

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so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

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SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

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Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	416054	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5237
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

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hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!