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Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Villages Defended:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

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Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9348
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magic Items Found:	1270	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	280008	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyJontronBros

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

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Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Potions Brewed:	191	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	565
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

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Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Animals Bred:	63
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with crazy twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!

Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	107
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Zombie Dances:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Sluts & Addicts: WMAF/BWC Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got asian girls who are all about that white boy love! Share your craziest stories and pics of asian girls in your life who can’t resist a good ol’ white man.

One player even shared a story about his little sister getting down with a white dude in a diamond armor suit – talk about a love story for the ages! Join us for some scandalous fun and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1083	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Void Armor Forged:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Brexit: Where I Fixed Europe and Built a Better World in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have fixed Europe! No more pesky glitches or boring landscapes, we’ve turned Europe into a land of endless adventure and excitement.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on epic quests to slay dragons in the Eiffel Tower, or mining for diamonds in the ruins of the Colosseum. Our custom-built villages are filled with quirky NPCs who will trade you rare items for the most ridiculous things, like a stack of cooked chicken or a selfie with a creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world, and it’s up to you to stop them before it’s too late. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of a fixed Europe like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Banter Blvd

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, unicorns roaming the land, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1660	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Will Still Be Running in 2024

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is from the FUTURE – 2024 to be exact! We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even talking creepers! And if you still believe in Jesus, well, you might just find him mining diamonds in our virtual world. So come join us for a wild ride through time and space – just don’t forget your tin foil hat!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15