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Crafty Conundrums

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Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AquaticMc

AquaticMc, custom abilities, custom boss, custom classes, Custom Dungeons, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, custom skills, minecraft server, Roleplay, Survival, Survival RPG

AquaticMc

Dive into a world of survival rpg server

What can you find?

– Custom items – Custom mobs – Custom abilities – Custom skills – Custom Classess – Custom dungeons – Custom boss – And more!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyTF2 – LOL Fortress

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, insane mods, and skins that will make your character look like a diamond-encrusted unicorn.

We’ve got trading posts that make the stock market look boring, stats that will make your head spin, and sprays that will make you question reality. Plus, our guide to Heavy is so intense, you’ll be lifting virtual weights in no time.

Compete in lobbies and mixes that will test your skills, join leagues that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro, and participate in events that will have you shouting “Creeper, oh man” at the top of your lungs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself addicted to the blocky madness that awaits you.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5191	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Californians: Where Creepers Fear to Tread! #WestCoastBestCoast

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Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BoomerCraft

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Are you starting to feel like your virtual blocks are turning gray and your pixelated pickaxe just isn’t swinging like it used to? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our enchanted potions of eternal youth!

Forget about creaky joints and failing memory, on our server you’ll be bouncing around like a baby ocelot in no time! Build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the fountain of youth hidden deep within our server’s mysterious caves.

Don’t let Father Time catch up to you – join our server and turn back the clock on your Minecraft adventures!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftUniverse BD

1.20, bd, bedrock, Community, CraftUniverse, Cross-Play, Economy, java, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival

Welcome to CraftUniverse an excellent Minecraft server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DisabledCraft

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Are you tired of just surviving in the real world and want to thrive in a virtual one instead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to become the ultimate neetbux millionaire in the blocky world.

Forget about military disability, on our server you can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a professional llama whisperer! Earn neetbux by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, leave reality behind and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join our server now and start stacking those neetbux like a boss!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs are a thing on our server!

But that’s not all, we have secret dungeons filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can conquer. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Diamonds & Disappointments

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard, your pickaxe might just break from the vibrations? Well look no further, because our server is the most hilarious place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Baktinusantara.id

Active players, Baktinusantara, Bedwars, building, Community, Contests, Creative, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, Prizes, Safe Environment, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Staff Team, Survival

Massive open world to explore and build in creative or survival mode Active player community with over 10,000 members Custom plugins and mods for unique gameplay Minigames like Skywars, Bedwars, and more Regular events and contests with prizes Active staff team to ensure a safe, friendly environment

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	896
Ores Mined:	5534	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftSA

Adventure, Assistance, building, collaboration, Community, CraftSA, Events, Friends, Fun, guild, Introductions, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, new friends, Relax, rules, Staff, Survival, vibrant

Hello, Adventurer! We’re thrilled to have you join our vibrant and friendly CraftSA community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or a strategic fighter, there’s a place for you here.

Here’s what you need to know to get started:

Read the Rules: Respect and kindness are the foundation of our server. Make sure to familiarize yourself with our rules in the #rules channel.

Introduce Yourself: Head over to the #introductions channel and tell us a bit about yourself. We’d love to know more about you and what brings you to CraftSA.

Join the Fun: Dive into the game and explore our beautifully crafted world. Whether you’re building, mining, or fighting off mobs, there’s always an adventure waiting.

Get Involved: Participate in events, join a guild, or collaborate on massive building projects. There’s always something happening in CraftSA!

Ask for Help: If you have any questions or need assistance, our friendly staff and community members are here to help. Don’t hesitate to reach out in the #help channel.

Remember, CraftSA is a place to relax, have fun, and make new friends. We’re excited to see the amazing things you’ll create and the adventures you’ll embark on.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7235
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kawaii Kanojo Showdown

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to not one, but TWO beautiful Kanojos for you to choose from. Will you go for the sweet and innocent one, or the fiery and adventurous one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous creatures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the dungeon and claim its treasures. Will you be one of them?

Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter along the way. So what are you waiting for? Choose your Kanojo and start your epic Minecraft journey today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos with Creepy Cows

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the skies, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon in a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

I Like Creeper, But I Do Not Like People Who Like Creepers

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with people who like building boring houses and farming boring crops? Well, look no further because our server is for all the rebels out there!

Do you like diamonds, but hate people who like mining for them the traditional way? Then come join us, where we have a special mini-game called “Diamonds Rain from the Sky” where you have to dodge falling diamonds while trying to collect as many as you can!

Do you like exploring caves, but can’t stand people who like following normal cave systems? Fear not, on our server, we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and terrifying monsters. Good luck finding your way out!

So, if you’re a Minecraft player who likes to do things a little differently and wants to join a community of like-minded crazies, then come on over to our server and let the insanity begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15