ParentalPayCutMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you want to jump right in.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in our server when suddenly, your virtual dad sends you an invoice for his car registration and demands you pay it. But wait, it gets even crazier – he starts ranting about how you owe him for being raised and how you’re a bad son for not covering all his expenses.

But fear not, because in our Minecraft server, you can escape the madness of real life and build your own empire without any invoices or family drama. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you owe is your creativity and imagination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Potions Brewed:	165

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1145	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

End Times Baby Boom

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	149003
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crops Grown:	4834	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Crops Grown:	2021	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SneakyStepCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Farms Harvested:	784
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Taste World Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SisterStranded Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3205	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AisleCraft2021

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more family drama than a soap opera on our server. From exes to step-parents, you’ll never know who’s going to pop up next. Will your ex’s family be part of your kids’ lives? Will your stepdad be upset he’s not walking you down the aisle at your virtual wedding? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of love and support to go around too. Join us for a heartwarming experience that will make you cry harder than when you accidentally fell into a pit of lava. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual family on our server too.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!