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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8165 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!
So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?