π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4271 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Join us for a chance to uncover the most unbelievable stories your parents never told you about themselves. From secret double lives as ninja villagers to epic battles with Ender Dragons in their spare time, you’ll never look at your parents the same way again.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. Will you be brave enough to take on this porky powerhouse?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, the truth is stranger than fiction, especially when it comes to your parents!