ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

SisVsSisCostco, TPWars

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	2807	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BookWormSMP

best book, bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, book review, bookish, bookworm, BookWormSMP, classic literature, contemporary fiction, favorite book, Fiction, literary, Literature, must read books, non-fiction, Novels, page-turner, reading, top reads

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	9106
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NoTalentRichFame

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

airstrike, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Destruction, hezbollah, HezbollahHQ, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Main HQ, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, military operation, Minecraft, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Southern Beirut, Target, Tension, Terrorism, War

Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

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so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Measles Vax Forever Land

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Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

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Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	208	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Beer Me Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	272	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7033
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

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Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	611	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1850

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyLaughsMC

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server

Attack, Beirut, beirut explosion, Conflict, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, idf, international news, Israel Defense Forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East news, Military, Minecraft, Raid, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up buildings like in beirut but with more explosions and less politics. we target the main hezbollah headquarters with our epic IDF strikes, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for a blast of a time and watch as we create chaos and destruction in the name of minecraft glory. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, join us for the ultimate thrill ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchantments Applied:	188
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HezbollahHQBoomz

Beirut, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, explosions, headquarters, hezbollah, HezbollahHQBoomz, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military strike, political turmoil, RETALIATION, security threat, Tension, Unrest, violence, War

LOLZ JOIN our epic Minecraft server cuz we BLOW UP stuff like Israel did to Hezbollah’s headquarters in Beirut! HUGE EXPLOSIONS everywhere, just like our TNT parties! Come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a BLAST! Plus, we have secret underground bases just like Hezbollah, but with more diamonds and less terrorism. Come play with us and let’s make some BOOM BOOMS together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	756251
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RetractCraft: GeneNeuroFun

cell biology, Combating, discovery, gene expression, GeneNeuroFun, genetic programmes, genetics, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, motor neurons, nervous system, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuron retraction, neuroscience, Prospects, researchers, RetractCraft, scientific research, spinal cord, spinal cord injury

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into this crazy world where motor neurons are, like, retracting from the spinal cord and stuff. it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. you gotta combat neurodegeneration and save the day! join now for the most insane adventure of your life! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Emeralds Found:	4625	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Villages Defended:	15	Void Gems Collected:	26
Crops Grown:	2658	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.