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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4461 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 304 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Our server is like a virtual Midwest, where you can work your morning shift and come home to find your virtual kids actually listening to your rules (most of the time). Say goodbye to volcanic eruptions of Pokémon cards and hello to a clean living room (or at least a slightly cleaner one).
But beware, if you’re not up for the challenge of maintaining order in a virtual household, you might find yourself feeling like the bad guy just like our players here. So come join us and experience the joys of virtual parenting…or maybe just virtual chaos. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉