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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5228 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 455449 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal partnership…and equal chaos! Join us if you’re tired of being the only one laying down the law in your household and want to escape to a world where discipline actually sticks (well, most of the time).
Our server is like a virtual Midwest, where you can work your morning shift and come home to find your virtual kids actually listening to your rules (most of the time). Say goodbye to volcanic eruptions of Pokémon cards and hello to a clean living room (or at least a slightly cleaner one).
But beware, if you’re not up for the challenge of maintaining order in a virtual household, you might find yourself feeling like the bad guy just like our players here. So come join us and experience the joys of virtual parenting…or maybe just virtual chaos. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉
