ParaLingualCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PupDefender Minecraft SMP

#boxer, akita, Belgian Malinois, Bullmastiff, cane corso, canine heroes, Doberman Pinscher, Dog Breeds, German shepherd, Great Dane, guard dogs, loyal companions, MASTIFF, Minecraft, protection dogs, PupDefender, real threat, Rhodesian Ridgeback, Rottweiler, smp, Staffordshire Terrier

Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	253	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LoveLetterCraft

Affection, ANONYMOUS, Communication, confession, Crush, emotions, feelings, Gesture, handwritten, Heartfelt, love letter, LoveLetterCraft, Memory, Mystery, Received, relationship, romance, secret admirer, Sender, Surprise, Who

Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	235
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	3665
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	196	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	781378	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2541	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9121	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Potions Brewed:	124
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2256

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Star Shards Collected:	100
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

approach, ApproachMeIRL, charming, Clever, Communication, conversation starter, Creative, Engaging, face to face, human interaction, in person, Interaction, memorable, Minecraft, out of the box, personal connection, Real Life, smp, Social Skills, spontaneous, unexpected, Unique, Witty

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyLoveTips

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveTips, emotional intelligence, Expectations, first serious relationship, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, love, patience, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Tips, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WarriorsOfTheBlock

asylum seekers, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, fleeing war, foreign soldiers, French visas, humanitarian crisis, immigration, immigration policies, international conflict, military conflict, military desertion, military intervention, political asylum, Refugees, Russian soldiers, Ukraine, war refugees, WarriorsOfTheBlock

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

Ancient, Ancient civilization, Ancient Romans, ancient rome, Civilization, Cooking, Culinary, culinary history, culture, Food, food history, History, Mediterranean, Oil, Olive, olive oil, olive oil scrapping, Román, Roman cuisine, Roman culture, Rome, Scrappers, Scrapping, Thoughts

join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Left Handed Musician’s Brain

Brain, brain activity, brain development, brain pathways, brain plasticity, cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive skills, creativity, Development, Handed, handedness, language development, language processing, Lateralization, left, left handed, linguistic abilities, Music, music cognition, Musicians, neuroscience, Unique

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7029

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

building, chunk resets, Claiming, Community, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Farmers, influence, Join, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, Other, Players, Powerful, question.., reborn, rulers, sanity, Server, Shopkeepers, swordsman, travelers, wizards

Travelers Reborn Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Travelers Reborn
Modpack	Modrinth
Current Players	10+
Main Features	Player driven economy, 300+ mods, interactive community

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What types of players are you looking for?	We are wanting shopkeepers, travelers, farmers, and more for our main town.
What makes your server different?	Players can influence the modpack and community with 300+ mods, build and claim homes, travel and do dungeons, and become powerful Wizards, Swordsman, Rulers, and more. Chunk resets for unclaimed areas also ensure a fresh world experience.
How can I join?	Join our Discord server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Soul Swords Wielded:	1