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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8891 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 46954 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.