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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4147 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9262 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness