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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2851 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2610 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3828 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness