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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7767 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness