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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 443 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness