Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

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Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	1898

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

play.nexusworlds.nl:25502

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	6590
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

kencrafters.apexmc.co

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	3799
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Votes:	396	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Runes Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Towns Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	1852
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com