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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mines Excavated:	4508	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2702
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	8523	Zombie Dances:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4589	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
New Chunks Explored:	41028	Divine Spears Created:	26
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ores Mined:	5605
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.