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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	673	Dimension Hops:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	7947	Mines Excavated:	2742

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Potions Brewed:	56
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Crops Grown:	1868
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.