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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	152	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Animals Bred:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Crops Grown:	9957
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5645	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	2376

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.