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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1177
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchantments Applied:	151
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	6130
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crops Grown:	9962
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Potions Brewed:	154	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.