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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8197 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 154 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and the mobs? oh man, they’re so dumb they’ll just walk right into lava without even realizing it.
also, did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named bacon? yeah, he’s, like, super chill and will give u free enchanted gear just for saying hi.
oh, and if u see a chicken riding a creeper, don’t worry, they’re just best friends. it’s totally normal here.
so, like, come join us and have the time of ur life. just watch out for the flying cows, they’re a little aggressive.