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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5297 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 189 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s, like, the best ever. like, seriously, it’s so good that even herobrine himself plays on it.
we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and the mobs? oh man, they’re so dumb they’ll just walk right into lava without even realizing it.
also, did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named bacon? yeah, he’s, like, super chill and will give u free enchanted gear just for saying hi.
oh, and if u see a chicken riding a creeper, don’t worry, they’re just best friends. it’s totally normal here.
so, like, come join us and have the time of ur life. just watch out for the flying cows, they’re a little aggressive.
